My friend Anne and I had an underground newspaper in high school called Aurora Boring Alice. It had one issue, which consisted of about 16 copies we "posted" on various car windshields in Broad Ripple. A bit underachieved, maybe, but a fun afternoon.

We moved on to imaginary bands. Oh yes, we rocked (this was imaginary, please remember) in such bands as Kitty Transport and Wind Tunnel Tested.

I made up a new imaginary band today: Bored Certified.