We took a recent trip to Maui ,
which was breathtaking and spectacular, and we want to live there. Period. I'm a little haunted, however, by how yet another culture has been ruined via the relentless need for retail
stores and knickknacks.
When the three of us go on vacation, you can bet your American currency that you won't find us at "the mall." Look if you must, but we're out exploring.
When the three of us go on vacation, you can bet your American currency that you won't find us at "the mall." Look if you must, but we're out exploring.
Explore we did, and Sam and I shared our birthday. :)
Our dear friends John and Becky choseMaui for
their wedding, John being Australian, Becky, American. It was a good halfway
point for all guests. When they asked if Sam would be the ring bearer (the ring
barrier, as he calls it) we hesitated not one second in taking him out of
kindergarten for 7 days. Take that, Sam's future!
Our dear friends John and Becky chose
We rented a condo—practically in the Pacific—in Kihei
(Kee-hey) for the beginning of the week, so we grocery shopped (asparagus
$8/lb, box of cereal $8/box) and cooked a few meals. Mostly, we ate out. We
found a little food truck selling fresh Ono and Mahi Mahi tacos, and there Sam
began his love affair with fish. We ate lunch there every day, I think, and we
even stopped by on our way to the airport the final day!
Matt surfed daily, although the waves were more Sam's size.
Sam has tremendous coordination and balance, so surfing is a breeze for that
little guy. One day we drove along the North Shore
of the island, finding one ridiculously beautiful scene after another, and
hiked 4 miles just to catch a glimpse of Jaws. Unfortunately, the wave doesn't
break until mid-January, but it was a wondrous view, nonetheless.
We took in our first luau, where Sam glimpsed his first hula dancers. This ritualistic dance full of symbolic movement (water, fish, love, for instance) was once performed for the Volcano goddess, Pele. It is now performed purely for tourists' (mostly American) entertainment. Kind of sickening. The goddess Laka, keeper of the dance, had to give up hula once Christian missionaries decided it was against their principles. Banned for over a decade, the hula made its return, but as Laka was once honored with prayers, offerings and leis, now these leis come to us, paying customers.
We took in our first luau, where Sam glimpsed his first hula dancers. This ritualistic dance full of symbolic movement (water, fish, love, for instance) was once performed for the Volcano goddess, Pele. It is now performed purely for tourists' (mostly American) entertainment. Kind of sickening. The goddess Laka, keeper of the dance, had to give up hula once Christian missionaries decided it was against their principles. Banned for over a decade, the hula made its return, but as Laka was once honored with prayers, offerings and leis, now these leis come to us, paying customers.
Certainly I'm not against Christian missionaries, but must
we all evolve into one singular persona? Can we not find concord with a few
cultural differences? OK, OK, cannibalism I'll agree with...but the hula? Really?
I ziplined with the wedding party one day...what an adventure above the trees! Sam wasn't tall enough, so he and Matt stayed behind. It was a great day of bonding, but after lunch, one of our instructors, Loki, hid in the bushes pretending to be a wild boar, and I freaked out. He had a really good pig snort, and I fell for it completely. I grabbed Becky and told her to go back the way we'd been, and wouldn't let her pass. When Loki stood up, he was laughing his ass off. Becky said, "You're such a mom!" So true! I told Loki that somehow, some way, I'd get him back. I'm working on that plan now...
I ziplined with the wedding party one day...what an adventure above the trees! Sam wasn't tall enough, so he and Matt stayed behind. It was a great day of bonding, but after lunch, one of our instructors, Loki, hid in the bushes pretending to be a wild boar, and I freaked out. He had a really good pig snort, and I fell for it completely. I grabbed Becky and told her to go back the way we'd been, and wouldn't let her pass. When Loki stood up, he was laughing his ass off. Becky said, "You're such a mom!" So true! I told Loki that somehow, some way, I'd get him back. I'm working on that plan now...
The wedding was stunning, and full of messy,
casual Australian accents. Love the Aussies. John and Becky are great friends, and they
love our son to death. What more can we ask for? At the reception dinner, Sam wanted
to sit next to Becky because "she looks so pretty." Oh my, ladies
guy. Across from me, Becky's mom said, "Well, if you're only going to have
one child, you might as well raise an incredible one," which I think is
perhaps the coolest thing anyone has ever said to me. Truly, I'll never forget
that.
The day after the wedding we took the Road to Hana, the South Shore ,
hiking trails and deep forests to find waterfalls, wading pools, enormous trees
and comely sights. We listened to a CD that Matt had the foresight to pick up, telling
of the best places to stop along the way. By far, the best part was Waimoku
Falls & The Seven Pools at Haleakala
National Park (probably
shut down right now, thank you, Congress). We arrived around 4:30 p.m., the hike
to the falls two miles uphill through a dense bamboo forest. I had Joseph
Conrad's Heart of Darkness on my mind the entire time, and Sam even
agreed to hold my hand in the "pitch black."
With the Falls being #26 on the list, somehow we forgot to
listen to #27, which was titled, "Tips for the Trip Home."
Unwise.
So, the South Shore of Maui, past Hana, where George
Harrison lived, the Magical Mystery Tour began. After all the quaint towns and
necessities of life, Maui had NOT ONE light
along the treacherous, hair-pinned-curvy road back to Kihei. When night falls
there, it crashes like your drunk friend on the couch. The deceptive lure of
the day trip became the twisted-stomach, leaning-forward-in-your-seat, wide-awake kind
of nightmare. Neither of our phones would work, and we had no idea where in the
hell—oh, I'm sorry, God's beautiful creation—we were.
40 miles of this. My go-to thought, "What would Laura
Ingalls do?" returned. There was serious silence in the car, even Sam knew
better than to ask any questions. We could barely make out the line between
land and water, and I asked Matt, cautiously, "Can you please SLOW
DOWN?"
Then I screamed, "Matt!!!!!!" He screamed back,
"What? What the hell??" (You could cut the tension with an icing
spreader.) I replied, "COWS! There are COWS in the middle of the
road!" Matt gave it a quick, "Oh, shit," and swerved out of the
way.
Then we began laughing. Nervous laughter, like when you're not mugged in NYC after you feel you're about to be. Sam asked what was going on, and I said, "Oh, just 3 cows, gray, black and brown, walking up the hill, minding their own business."
Then we began laughing. Nervous laughter, like when you're not mugged in NYC after you feel you're about to be. Sam asked what was going on, and I said, "Oh, just 3 cows, gray, black and brown, walking up the hill, minding their own business."
20 more miles, and we began to see twinkling lights. I
thought of Wordsworth.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.
Only these
weren't daffodils...this was a town! Oh, glorious town in Maui !
Whatever you are, we love you! And we're having dinner here!
Matt and I
stayed up very late on the lanai (after all, we were in Hawaii ) once we found Kihei again, drinking wine and laughing about the
evening. It’s amazing how quickly happiness returns. One thing is for sure: I
have one helluva a husband.
The remainder
of the week we spent in a lush hotel with all the trimmings. 7 swimming pools,
Fernando Botero sculptures, marble floors, and a mall right next door. Now,
that’s America .
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