Wal-Mart Bingo

I have not been to Wal-Mart in over 6 months. My heart rate is back to normal, and I don't care if I could save $2.45: I will never return.

I will never drive behind another dump truck, a Mercury Sable, any type of Buick or Toyota Corollas. These are the slowest cars out there, and it isn't worth the aggrevation.

I seriously wrapped a gift at the corner of 96th and Keystone the other day, so I'll never take that route again, either. I'm simplifying my life.

This bingo card fully explains my recent, necessary actions.