Sam's New Tent

I think Sam will be incredibly creative (hopefully), and lately I'm afraid that the first book he writes may be titled: Mom never sterilized my bottles.

His follow-up book will be called: Mom used the wrong amount of Tylenol when I had a fever, therefore negating any relief.

Of course, the appropriate words will be capitalized.

Sam currently has a double ear ache, which makes me wonder exactly what is a double pneumonia? Both lungs? Two colds? Twice baked potatoes?

He's wasting away. He's only on the 75th percentile for weight now, 85th for height. I'm worried.

He sure likes his new tent, though.