The Quads: Sweet 17

As if I don't feel old enough with the constant dark circles under my eyes, fits of insomnia, a growing passion for the weather channel...the Quadruplets are turning 17 this Sunday!

Tonight I went shopping for gift cards for Ty, Nick and Lo Lo. Deb said, "They love BW3!" I drove to Broad Ripple -- easy enough, since we live in Broad Ripple -- and found Buffalo Wild Wings. "Shit," I thought (I really did think this) "Where is BW3?"

I drove to Castleton because I remembered seeing a "wings" place there. Again, Buffalo Wild Wings. I called Matt: Where in the hell is BW3? I can only find Buffalo Wild Wings!!

Matt said, "Jill (you idiot) that is BW3."

No it isn't.

Yes it is.

No.

Yes. Ok, go inside and ask them where BW3 is (*chuckling*).

Damn it.

For those of you who are also old, Buffalo Wild Wings is BW3. This is not a place where I eat. I called Matt back and said, "Grammatically, BW3 is inncorrect: ther are only 2 Ws."

He replied, "In tiny letters, it says "Wet and Wild Wings."

Being old, I couldn't read the small print.

Damn it all to hell.