My extremely funny girlfriend Linda, in whose neighborhood I'll soon be living, emailed me this sad fact today about dining out with children:
Applebee’s is our place of choice these days because it meets our top 3 criteria with junior club: 1. Establishment must be loud with other children present to drown out the screams of your own child 2. Establishment must offer kiddie menu with food that is ready promptly after ordering as well as crayons for the interim. Balloons are a bonus 3. Establishment must have liquor license. Sadly, the quality of the food no longer comes into play for us.
So much for fine wine and gourmet club. I feel a little depressed for a beautifully sunny Friday.
Sigh.
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